I’m a native New Yorker. Granted, I’ve been living in Boston
for 25 years but ask any New Yorker and they’ll tell you “once a New Yorker,
always a New Yorker”.
I guess my roots lie in The Bronx-but that’s a story for
another time.


Part of the summer my family traveled. The rest of the
summer was spent at the pool (when we were older we would go to the beach).
My parents had rules. Oh boy. In order to be allowed to go
to the pool without parents, we had to take swimming lessons. It was not an
option. You want to hang out with friends at the pool? You gotta learn to swim.
Not just splash around and do the dog paddle. Oh no, no. We had to take
American Red Cross swim lessons right up through lifesaving. Yeah. It was
grueling. Summer. Time to sleep late. But noooo. We had to get up for 8 AM
lessons. And let me tell you. At that hour the pool was FREEZING. But we did
it. In our black and red Speedo tank suits and bathing caps.
Once I learned how to swim with grace and style (I made that
part up) my mother signed me up for synchronized swimming (I didn’t make that
part up). She had a thing for Esther Williams. I think for the one summer that
I did that I must have snorted the whole pool. Maybe I did it for more than one
summer. I don’t remember. I probably shoved the whole sordid ordeal out of my
memory bank. Then came the pageant. Good heavens. Pre-teen anxiety. Black
suits, red sparkly caps and white gloves. Swimming to Moon River. Dear
Lord.
When I wasn’t learning how to be the next great synchronized
swimmer, I just hung out at the pool with my friends. We’d swim, we’d bake,
we’d swim, we’d eat burgers and fries with gallons of ketchup at the Whaler
only to be told by the parents NOT to go in the pool for at least ½ hour after
we ate or we’d drown. So we sat dangling our toes in the pool watching the
clock on the pavilion wall. Of course when the half hour was up, it inevitably
became “adult swim” and all kids had to get out of the pool for 10 minutes so
the grown-ups could enjoy a little peace and quiet while paddling around.

I haven’t been swimming in chlorine in many years. Really
bad for color treated hair. One of these days when I dare to squeeze into a
bathing suit I’ll hop into a pool and do a little swimming. Just don’t ask me
to do any synchronized swimming. It’s just not happening. EVER.
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