50 Shoes Of Green--A Midweek Parody with Cathleen Cole

GREEN!

 It's all about the visuals.

My friend Cathy and I get kind of punchy at work sometimes. We make up new titles.

 Right now the biggest selling book is 50 Shades of Grey. I read it. Actually I read all 3. It’s a trilogy. It’s fun. It’s sexually explicit. It’s psychological. It’s definitely not for those who are faint of heart. In fact I was kind of surprised to learn some of those things. Whoa. People really DO that?? Well now.

So today Cathy said we should write a book called 50 Shoes of Green. Well, truthfully, I don’t have the patience or motivation to actually write a BOOK. Blogs are ok. But a book requires skill. Ok, there are some writers who have no skill at all. Just saying.

I’m a very visual person. I like pictures. For instance-cookbooks with no pictures are useless to me. I need to see what my gastronomic creation is SUPPOSED to look like.

Here is my take on 50 Shoes of Green. Don’t count. I didn’t. See you on Friday.